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Jun. 28th, 2011 12:54 pmWhen I am Evil Overlord, I will:
- have world-wide seminars on correct use of the comma.
- use unspeakable punishments involving scorpions on people who put two spaces in between sentences.
- make the Oxford comma compulsory.
- threaten more scorpions for people who waffle on rather than using plain English.
- have an elite army of Ninja Punctuators, who will assassinate all people who use semi-colons without knowing what they're for.
- have world-wide seminars on correct use of the comma.
- use unspeakable punishments involving scorpions on people who put two spaces in between sentences.
- make the Oxford comma compulsory.
- threaten more scorpions for people who waffle on rather than using plain English.
- have an elite army of Ninja Punctuators, who will assassinate all people who use semi-colons without knowing what they're for.
