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When I am Evil Overlord, I will:

- have world-wide seminars on correct use of the comma.
- use unspeakable punishments involving scorpions on people who put two spaces in between sentences.
- make the Oxford comma compulsory.
- threaten more scorpions for people who waffle on rather than using plain English.
- have an elite army of Ninja Punctuators, who will assassinate all people who use semi-colons without knowing what they're for.

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