Gold Standard Gladys can kiss my arse.

We have a week-long erasable calendar on our wall, to fill in the kids' activities. In a normal week, it'll include things like "school", "piano", "church", "gym". You get the idea.

A couple of weeks ago, I had a moment of utter despair, erased the lot, and wrote "ENDLESS LOCKDOWN" across the calendar.

It still says that.

And now, because of the stupidity of some of my fellow Melburnians, we've got another two weeks of lockdown, with added benefits like "curfew!" and "playgrounds closed!".

I just… can't right now.