killer cold

I want to DIIIIE.

...well, no, I don't. But I'm stuck in bed with a virus - and honestly, right now I feel less like I want to die and more like I already have.



I have:
- a headache
- a blocked nose
- a sore throat
- an upset stomach
- lots of dizziness
- post-nasal drip
- a fever
- a doctor's guarantee that this thing is going to get worse before it gets better


Meanwhile, I am coming up on 15 hours in bed, and I am bored. Entertain me, if you please!