So...

Buffy, Parker*, Sarah Connor, Sam**, Illyria, Leia, Annie***, and Starbuck

face off against

River****, River*****, Chiana, Tru******, Ziva, Beckett*******, Xena, and Toph.

* Leverage
** Stargate
*** Community
**** Doctor Who
***** Firefly
****** Tru Calling
******* Castle


Who wins?




Feel free to go into way too much detail...


( Personally... )