(yeah, pretty sure this ISN'T just me not opening my mail)

My health insurance company just rang me up to say "Oh, by the way, you haven't been covered for anything since November. Want to make a payment?"

This is the first I've heard of it. At all.

You'd think they'd remind me to make a payment before I spend two months without coverage...

Grand Plans - fic

This was written for the "criminal minds" prompt at still_grrr.

Title: Grand Plans
Rating: PG (but some swearing)
Word Count: 1070

Summary: Some vampires really aren’t that clever.

( bartenders and gangs )

Problematic Drinks of Badness - fic

This was written for the prompt of the Pink song “So What (I’m Still A Rock Star)” at still_grrr.

Title: Problematic Drinks of Badness
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1180

Summary: A demonstration of the myriad evils of alcohol.

( ...in which there is a drunk Willow, a pair of sneakers, an inappropriate kiss, and some stern advice )