anthropomorphic polling...
Jan. 17th, 2012 09:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deird1This time, I've decided to try something different: a silly poll about Buffyverse objects.
Cutest:
Mr Gordo
34 (91.9%)
Mr Pointy
1 (2.7%)
Miss Edith
0 (0.0%)
Spike's lighter
0 (0.0%)
the claddagh ring
1 (2.7%)
Faith's knife
1 (2.7%)
the Orb of Thesulah
0 (0.0%)
Best Fighter:
Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)
Mr Pointy
18 (48.6%)
Miss Edith
3 (8.1%)
Spike's lighter
3 (8.1%)
the claddagh ring
0 (0.0%)
Faith's knife
12 (32.4%)
the Orb of Thesulah
0 (0.0%)
Best Cook:
Mr Gordo
3 (8.3%)
Mr Pointy
0 (0.0%)
Miss Edith
5 (13.9%)
Spike's lighter
18 (50.0%)
the claddagh ring
1 (2.8%)
Faith's knife
2 (5.6%)
the Orb of Thesulah
7 (19.4%)
First to get kicked out of the Big Brother house:
Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)
Mr Pointy
2 (5.4%)
Miss Edith
8 (21.6%)
Spike's lighter
2 (5.4%)
the claddagh ring
14 (37.8%)
Faith's knife
6 (16.2%)
the Orb of Thesulah
4 (10.8%)
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, most likely to lead the survivors:
Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)
Mr Pointy
8 (21.6%)
Miss Edith
7 (18.9%)
Spike's lighter
9 (24.3%)
the claddagh ring
2 (5.4%)
Faith's knife
7 (18.9%)
the Orb of Thesulah
3 (8.1%)
Best taste in music:
Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)
Mr Pointy
2 (5.4%)
Miss Edith
4 (10.8%)
Spike's lighter
19 (51.4%)
the claddagh ring
3 (8.1%)
Faith's knife
6 (16.2%)
the Orb of Thesulah
2 (5.4%)
Most ambitious:
Mr Gordo
3 (8.1%)
Mr Pointy
5 (13.5%)
Miss Edith
0 (0.0%)
Spike's lighter
4 (10.8%)
the claddagh ring
4 (10.8%)
Faith's knife
12 (32.4%)
the Orb of Thesulah
9 (24.3%)
Prettiest:
Mr Gordo
0 (0.0%)
Mr Pointy
1 (2.7%)
Miss Edith
7 (18.9%)
Spike's lighter
4 (10.8%)
the claddagh ring
2 (5.4%)
Faith's knife
8 (21.6%)
the Orb of Thesulah
15 (40.5%)
Couple most likely to cause a shipping war:
Gordo/lighter (Lighto?)
8 (21.6%)
knife/Pointy (Poinfe?)
12 (32.4%)
claddagh ring/Edith (Cledith?)
13 (35.1%)
orb/Gordo (Gordsulah?)
4 (10.8%)
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Date: 2012-01-16 10:58 pm (UTC)However, you've given me a bunny about Mr. Pointy leading the survivors of the zombie apocalypse, ably aided by Miss Edith's visions. Mr. Gordo and Mr. Pointy are often at odds, because while Gordo cares primarily about Miss Edith's welfare, Mr. Pointy must take the needs of all the survivors into account, and tends to be a bit of a user...for the greater good. *nods*
Also, Joyce's axe should have a role to play.
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Date: 2012-01-16 11:00 pm (UTC)Joyce's axe versus the Scythe: who would win?
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Date: 2012-01-16 11:05 pm (UTC)The Scythe naturally would win, but since the axe proclaims fealty immediately, it never comes to that.
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Date: 2012-01-16 11:11 pm (UTC)Best fighter: Depends. Probably Faith's knife, but it has this hang-up about not wanting to fight.
Best cook: Gordo again. He cares about people.
First to be kicked out: The Orb of Thessulah. Because of things like this. Goddamnit, Shame Orb.
Leading the survivors: Again, either Spike's lighter (a beacon of hope in darkness!) or Faith's knife (redemption, rah rah!)
Best taste in music: Spike's lighter has been held aloft at Ramones concerts. Trufax.
Ambitious: The claddagh ring. It's not always sure what it's ambitions are, the two-faced little thing, but it keeps trying.
Prettiest: Miss Edith.
Shipping war: I've written Poinfe and nobody seemed to find it very upsetting. I'm going with Gordsulah. That pairing is just sick.
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Date: 2012-01-16 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-16 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-17 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-17 12:30 am (UTC)Abso-fucking-lutely. (I'm pretty sure I was at least two of those gigs.)
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Date: 2012-01-17 12:18 am (UTC)The claddagh ring is totally the most ambitious.
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Date: 2012-01-17 12:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-17 01:06 am (UTC)Spike's lighter would lead survivors in the zombie apocalypse because INSTANT FIRE!
Orb of Thessulah makes it a point to note down the favorite recipes of every soul stored in it.