deird1 | Toys

This was written for Rocket Launcher Fic Day – a day of silly innuendoes and all manner of frivolity.

Title: Toys
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 290

Summary: Dawn gets even with Buffy.

Toys

Okay, so it was petty. And childish. And immature. Sure.

But maybe if some people wouldn’t keep treating her like a little kid instead of a nearly-eighteen-year-old, she’d actually act like an adult.

And really, if people were going to ban her from leaving the house on a ‘school night’ despite her complete lack of homework, and then go out partying with sexy-yet-possibly-evil Italians without password-protecting their laptops first, those people deserved everything they got.

In fact, this was all Buffy’s fault. Entirely.

Dawn nodded decisively, and pressed post.

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- you’ll see sparks

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The next morning, Buffy had 473 emails, and Dawn had a note attached to her bedroom door:

Dawn –

a) You are hereby grounded for three weeks.
b) This includes being banned from the internet.
c) You are never, ever to touch Mr Pointy again. I don’t even want to KNOW.
d) The rocket launcher does not have multiple speeds. I expect a full retraction, or I’ll ring Angel and get his company to sue you for false advertising.

– Buffy

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