So, you want to make a space opera…

[deird1]

Voyager’s writers: Let’s make a new show!
Farscape’s writers: Let’s make a new show!

Voyager’s writers: In space! But – way out in space, in the parts that humanity has never seen before. The strange and freaky bits.
Farscape’s writers: In space! But – way out in space, in the parts that humanity has never seen before. The really strange and freaky bits.

Voyager’s writers: And we’ll make a crew full of people who don’t like each other at all, but have to get along for the good of the voyage.
Farscape’s writers: And we’ll make a crew full of people who don’t like each other at all, but have to get along for the good of the voyage.

Voyager’s writers: And they’ll all co-operate despite their differences, and get along really well!
Farscape’s writers: Huh? We won’t do that.

Voyager’s writers: And we’ll have supply problems, because they’re stuck out in unfriendly space.
Farscape’s writers: And we’ll have supply problems, because they’re stuck out in unfriendly space.

Voyager’s writers: Except we’ll still use the holodeck and the replicators. They’re fun.
Farscape’s writers: …um. Why don’t we have really bad supply problems? So they have to eat the same crummy food over and over. And keep running out of that.

Voyager’s writers: And they’ll have ethical dilemmas.
Farscape’s writers: Lots of ethical dilemmas.

Voyager’s writers: Tons!
Farscape’s writers: Heaps!

Voyager’s writers: …but of course they’ll always do the right thing in the end.
Farscape’s writers: What?

Voyager’s writers: Our crew are, after all, heroes. And heroes always do the right thing.
Farscape’s writers: Frell that.

Voyager’s writers: That’s why they’re the main characters! They’re noble and good!
Farscape’s writers: …or you could have characters that are interesting. And complex. And selfish! And argumentative! And fun! And angsty! And fart helium!

Voyager’s writers: What? Eww.
Farscape’s writers: …well, okay. We’ll only have him fart helium every second episode.

Voyager’s writers: And they’ll all have epic space adventures!
Farscape’s writers: And they’ll all have epic space adventures! (And to make up for the lack of farting, we’ll have an episode centered around exploding pee.)

Voyager’s writers: It will be the best show ever! :D
Farscape’s writers: It will be the best show ever! :D

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[shipperx]

Voyager’s writers: …but of course they’ll always do the right thing in the end.
Farscape’s writers: What?

What? You mean cutting off the Pilot's arm for entirely selfish reasons is a bad thing?

Really?

Even if it'll grow back...? >:)

[deird1]

The first time I saw that episode, I so thought the whole episode would be about this major dilemma of do-we-cut-off-his-arm-or-not. And then they did right then...

*loves this show*