damn

After my original contract was extended by one month, and then another, and then yet another, I was kinda hoping it would be extended ad infinitum for the rest of time. Unfortunately, their budget has finally run out, and my boss has finally run out of excuses for keeping me around, so this will be my last month. Unemployment here I come!

Any millionaire superheroes out there searching for a sidekick to aid them in their undercover ops, do bear me in mind...