The Mezzanine

It goes like this...

*British person arrives*
"Hurrah new country!"*explores*
"...hmm. Not like home." *is homesick*
*imports rabbits*
"Hurrah! Home!"
*RABBITS DESTROY EVERYTHING*
"...did not see that coming."


Or...

*British person arrives*
"Hmm. Hungry." *explores*
"Clearly, no-one here has eaten anything here. Ever." *imports fruit*
*wasps arrive with fruit*
*WASPS DESTROY EVERYTHING*
"...wow. Didn't see that coming either."


And then...

*British person is unhappy* "Wasps everywhere. Hmmph."
*has an idea* "Huzzah!"
*imports cane toads*
*CANE TOADS DESTROY EVERYTHING*
"...dammit."



Basically? British people are responsible for every problem in the world ever. And they should totally compensate me for digging out their blackberry bush.