Yep, I'm in a silly mood. How could you tell?

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So, granted - you're a very good person who would never ever destroy the world, even a little bit. Because it's WRONG. No evil plans for you.

But, hypothetically, if you did decide to destroy the world...

Poll #6068 evil plans

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 26

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I'd destroy the world for...

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chocolate
11 (42.3%)

a hologram deck like they have on Star Trek
8 (30.8%)

a pony
4 (15.4%)

lots and lots of money
7 (26.9%)

a hug
5 (19.2%)

a trip to Disneyland
0 (0.0%)

my own personal Disneyland, in my back yard
2 (7.7%)

a back yard big enough to fit Disneyland
5 (19.2%)

science
16 (61.5%)

fun
15 (57.7%)

I'd destroy the world with...

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a death ray
7 (26.9%)

mutant lizard men
6 (23.1%)

an ice machine
4 (15.4%)

a comet the size of Texas
4 (15.4%)

a comet the size of Hawaii
1 (3.8%)

strychnine in the drinking water
0 (0.0%)

red food dye in the vegetables
5 (19.2%)

a paradox machine
17 (65.4%)

science
10 (38.5%)

fun
10 (38.5%)

My evil plans would NOT be stopped by...

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Buffy Summers, because I have better hair than her, and better quips
11 (44.0%)

the Doctor, because my screwdriver is lazer, not sonic
11 (44.0%)

Guybrush Threepwood, because he fights like a cow
7 (28.0%)

Sarah Connor, because I've ordered her terminated and that couldn't go wrong
10 (40.0%)

the Spice Girls, because my girl powa is way more powaful than theirs (as is my fashion sense)
12 (48.0%)

Ticky?

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Ticky!
12 (48.0%)

Yay!
10 (40.0%)

Mwahahahaha!!!!!
14 (56.0%)

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
20 (80.0%)

Ticky!
13 (52.0%)