definitely maybe possibly almost certain

So currently, we've got this weird thing happening where the husband's job keeps changing their mind on all kinds of things. So, at any moment, I can give you my plan for next year in percentages, like so:
chance I'll be in Michigan - x%
chance I'll be in Australia - y%
chance I'll be in a totally different country - z%
...with x, y, and z changing on an hourly basis.


Next year, I'll be living somewhere, and doing something. It might even be somewhere that I speak the language.

...and you'll know when I do.