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A letter just landed on my desk that... well...
(Obviously I can't go into details - so instead I'll make some up.
Basically, what's happened is that The Manager of Pod Number 4 (G15 Division) is in charge of regulating all cyborg minions that are owned by citizens in G15 Division.
Now, we Loyal Enforcers of The Grand Programmer (special ops licence to kill) occasionally pass through G15 Division on our way to other Enforcement Activities, and nod hello to the cyborg minions on our way past.
Lo and behold, The Manager of Pod Number 4 (G15 Division) has seen some random cyborgs that don't seem to belong to anyone, and has decided they are clearly our responsibility.
He has also noticed that the cyborgs in question are a bit rusty.
So he's given us a NOTICE TO COMPLY.
The insignificant manager of teeny tiny Pod Number 4 has given the GRAND PROGRAMMER'S ENFORCERS a notice to comply.
OR ELSE.)
I took this down to our legal team - who promptly cracked up laughing.
(Now I want the cyborg job. It sounds way cooler than mine.)
(Obviously I can't go into details - so instead I'll make some up.
Basically, what's happened is that The Manager of Pod Number 4 (G15 Division) is in charge of regulating all cyborg minions that are owned by citizens in G15 Division.
Now, we Loyal Enforcers of The Grand Programmer (special ops licence to kill) occasionally pass through G15 Division on our way to other Enforcement Activities, and nod hello to the cyborg minions on our way past.
Lo and behold, The Manager of Pod Number 4 (G15 Division) has seen some random cyborgs that don't seem to belong to anyone, and has decided they are clearly our responsibility.
He has also noticed that the cyborgs in question are a bit rusty.
So he's given us a NOTICE TO COMPLY.
The insignificant manager of teeny tiny Pod Number 4 has given the GRAND PROGRAMMER'S ENFORCERS a notice to comply.
OR ELSE.)
I took this down to our legal team - who promptly cracked up laughing.
(Now I want the cyborg job. It sounds way cooler than mine.)
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It was just rather funny having a really unimportant organisation trying to issue fines and threats to their direct superiors. (Or, well - slightly more complicated than that, but I'm trying to be all obscure...)
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Gabrielle
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