would rather like to be eating my lunch right now

[deird1]

Am currently sitting in my son's room (he won't lie down if I can't see him, today), as he lies in bed, loudly counting his toes and talking about stars and wiggly lines.

On the one hand: GO TO SLEEP, YOU MORONIC CHILD.

On the other hand: he's so CUTE!

Comments

[fenchurch]

LOL! That sounds absolutely adorable!

BTW, it did make me think of this... not sure if you've seen it before (this is VERY much NSFW):

ETA: Okay, my attempt to be clever and embed it didn't work... So here's the link

"Go the F**k to Sleep" read by Samuel L. Jackson.

[deird1]

I own that book. :)

(From an Aussie perspective, the best version is this one, read by Noni Hazelhurst. Kinda the equivalent of Americans watching Mister Rogers read it to them: we were all raised by Noni.)

[heliopausa]

I like her Playschool style of reading this one!

[kerkevik_2014]

Suffer ye consequences; o fornicator!

BWa-ha-ha-ha!

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