not a way I want to wake up

[deird1]

Am awake bright and early this morning, despite my plans to sleep in.

Why? Because my wonderful cat, delight of my life, peed on my bed while I was in it.

EWW.


He is now in deep disgrace, my sheets have been swiftly deposited in the bath, and I am bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and contemplating dim-sims for dinner.

Comments

[kerkevik]

Are dim-sims faux dim-sums then?

;-)

Ray.

[deird1]

Well, how about that. Apparently dim sims are only popular in Australia. Never knew...

[klme.livejournal.com]

I'm going to point out for explanation that there's a common joke in Australia that dim sims are made of a motley collection of random meat, predominantly stray cat. This is not really true. I think. But it's a common threat to misbehaving cats - "dim sim time!!"

[velvetwhip]

I've been there... on New Year's Eve. So I feel your disgusting, wet, smelly pain.


Gabrielle

[deird1]

*fist bumps*

At least it wasn't exactly the middle of the night. Getting up at 5 is way better than getting up at 2, right? ...right?

*cries*

[velvetwhip]

Mine woke me up with a urine shower at 1:30 AM, so yes, 5 A.M. is definitely better.


Gabrielle

[klme.livejournal.com]

Throw him against the wall ;)

[vass]

Uh-oh. Has he done this before? Might be a sign of illness.

[deird1]

Appears to be okay...

[immer_am_lesen]

...and what had you done to displease His Majesty?