Yep, I'm in a silly mood. How could you tell?

[deird1]

So, granted - you're a very good person who would never ever destroy the world, even a little bit. Because it's WRONG. No evil plans for you.

But, hypothetically, if you did decide to destroy the world...

Poll #6068 evil plans

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 26

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I'd destroy the world for...

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chocolate
11 (42.3%)

a hologram deck like they have on Star Trek
8 (30.8%)

a pony
4 (15.4%)

lots and lots of money
7 (26.9%)

a hug
5 (19.2%)

a trip to Disneyland
0 (0.0%)

my own personal Disneyland, in my back yard
2 (7.7%)

a back yard big enough to fit Disneyland
5 (19.2%)

science
16 (61.5%)

fun
15 (57.7%)

I'd destroy the world with...

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a death ray
7 (26.9%)

mutant lizard men
6 (23.1%)

an ice machine
4 (15.4%)

a comet the size of Texas
4 (15.4%)

a comet the size of Hawaii
1 (3.8%)

strychnine in the drinking water
0 (0.0%)

red food dye in the vegetables
5 (19.2%)

a paradox machine
17 (65.4%)

science
10 (38.5%)

fun
10 (38.5%)

My evil plans would NOT be stopped by...

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Buffy Summers, because I have better hair than her, and better quips
11 (44.0%)

the Doctor, because my screwdriver is lazer, not sonic
11 (44.0%)

Guybrush Threepwood, because he fights like a cow
7 (28.0%)

Sarah Connor, because I've ordered her terminated and that couldn't go wrong
10 (40.0%)

the Spice Girls, because my girl powa is way more powaful than theirs (as is my fashion sense)
12 (48.0%)

Ticky?

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Ticky!
12 (48.0%)

Yay!
10 (40.0%)

Mwahahahaha!!!!!
14 (56.0%)

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
20 (80.0%)

Ticky!
13 (52.0%)

Comments

[owenthurman]

1. Chocolate, of course. Science, yes. I pretty much have nearly as much as I want of all that other stuff. True love and good health are the only material goods that could justify destroying the world to get them. (besides chocolate)

2. Death ray = lame. Mutants = ok, lizards = fine, mutant lizards is gold in the bank. Mutant lizards is like zombies. Paradox machine is the way to go, though. Or robots.

Maybe coffee maker robots. With the thinking.

3. Yeah, I had my thinking coffee maker take care of that Sarah Connor thing; she's over long ago. And sonic screwdrivers? Why are we still stuck with 60's technology here?