Over Lunch - fic

This was written for still_grrr, for the prompt “Gossip Girl”.

Title: Over Lunch
Rating: PG
Word Count: 560

Summary: Cordelia’s social life is getting complicated…

( lunchtime, mid-season 2 )

TTFN - fic

This was written for still_grrr’s “Queen” challenge, for the song Another One Bites The Dust, and for gg_83, who requested “Dawn after Tara’s death”.

Title: TTFN
Rating: PG
Word Count: 480

Summary: Grief always seems to work the same way.

( loss )

dissonance

You know that thing where someone's talking about something you agree with entirely... except for the one bit in there that makes you want to yell at them until they realise how wrong they are?

Like when you're talking about TV Show, and they say "Yes, definitely, the best characters on TV Show were Awesome Character, Really Really Fun Guy, and Adorable Person. And that's not to mention the absolute brilliance of Worst Character On The Whole Show who is clearly the best character of all time."
...and you sit there nodding, yep, absolutely, totally, completely agree with you... WHAT? You... what? How on earth can you like that guy? And how can you like him and yet still have almost the same list of favourite characters as me?


That's been happening to me a lot, this week. I'll agree with their whole post - except the bit where they tear my favourite book to shreds. I'll love everything they say - except for this one bit where they say goldfish are better than cats, which is CLEARLY MAD. I'll think they have written the most perfect post of all time - except the paragraph where they turn out to like Luke Skywalker better than Han Solo. (Who does that???)

It's rather confusing.

of droughts and flooding rains...

You know your country has weather issues when the meteorologists issue severe flood warnings, and everyone responds with:

1) Oh, good, that might help get some water back into the dams for once.

2) Oh, good, that might slow down the locust plague.