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deird1 ([personal profile] deird1) wrote2011-06-15 12:23 pm

(by "short" they mean "invisible")

People have the strangest ideas about what a "long skirt" is.


What I want is a skirt that is mid-shin length or longer. In other words... a long skirt.

I tried explaining this to multiple sales people today. Typical conversation went like this:

"I'm looking for a skirt. A long one."

"Sure! We have those! How long?"

"Really long. A bit longer than the one I'm wearing now."

"Absolutely! No problem!" *looks down at the skirt I'm wearing* "...oh."


The skirt I'm currently wearing reaches to my knees. Apparently this is so incredibly long that it would be unthinkable for them to stock anything longer.

And yet, they all kept assuring me that they stocked long skirts, really they did. I just had to... change my definition of "long".
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[personal profile] snickfic 2011-06-15 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
*splutters*

'Really long'? As far as I'm concerned, 'really long' means it doesn't matter what shoes you wear because no one can see them beneath the skirt. 'Long' means ankle-length. 'Mid-length' means somewhere between mid-calf and knee.

Silly fashion.
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[personal profile] curiouswombat 2011-06-15 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I am with you on this - except for me 'really long' means 'can only be work with non-flatties or I'll trip over it' - I'm short in the legs!