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dream logistics
Dreamt last night that my home had been invaded by a serial killer. (My dreams usually end up with people trying to kill me in some way.)
But it was okay! Because I'd put all these bolts on the inside of my bedroom door! So the serial killer couldn't get in! Phew!
Anyway, at this point my boyfriend knocked on my door and asked to come in. And I looked up and called "Oh yeah, come in. Just make sure you slide all the bolts back in place behind you, okay?" And he did.
...you see the problem?
I woke up this morning, and thought, "Hang on - how did he get the bolts undone so he could get into the room?" Now I half want to go back to sleep, so I can fix it.
So, yeah: in my dreams last night I was chased by a serial killer, saddled with zombie-nephews, and trying to stop a prison-escapee from getting to Disneyworld. But the bit that really gets to me is the logistics of opening doors.
But it was okay! Because I'd put all these bolts on the inside of my bedroom door! So the serial killer couldn't get in! Phew!
Anyway, at this point my boyfriend knocked on my door and asked to come in. And I looked up and called "Oh yeah, come in. Just make sure you slide all the bolts back in place behind you, okay?" And he did.
...you see the problem?
I woke up this morning, and thought, "Hang on - how did he get the bolts undone so he could get into the room?" Now I half want to go back to sleep, so I can fix it.
So, yeah: in my dreams last night I was chased by a serial killer, saddled with zombie-nephews, and trying to stop a prison-escapee from getting to Disneyworld. But the bit that really gets to me is the logistics of opening doors.