*British person arrives* "Hurrah new country!"*explores* "...hmm. Not like home." *is homesick* *imports rabbits* "Hurrah! Home!" *RABBITS DESTROY EVERYTHING* "...did not see that coming."
Or...
*British person arrives* "Hmm. Hungry." *explores* "Clearly, no-one here has eaten anything here. Ever." *imports fruit* *wasps arrive with fruit* *WASPS DESTROY EVERYTHING* "...wow. Didn't see that coming either."
And then...
*British person is unhappy* "Wasps everywhere. Hmmph." *has an idea* "Huzzah!" *imports cane toads* *CANE TOADS DESTROY EVERYTHING* "...dammit."
Basically? British people are responsible for every problem in the world ever. And they should totally compensate me for digging out their blackberry bush.
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*British person arrives*
"Hurrah new country!"*explores*
"...hmm. Not like home." *is homesick*
*imports rabbits*
"Hurrah! Home!"
*RABBITS DESTROY EVERYTHING*
"...did not see that coming."
Or...
*British person arrives*
"Hmm. Hungry." *explores*
"Clearly, no-one here has eaten anything here. Ever." *imports fruit*
*wasps arrive with fruit*
*WASPS DESTROY EVERYTHING*
"...wow. Didn't see that coming either."
And then...
*British person is unhappy* "Wasps everywhere. Hmmph."
*has an idea* "Huzzah!"
*imports cane toads*
*CANE TOADS DESTROY EVERYTHING*
"...dammit."
Basically? British people are responsible for every problem in the world ever. And they should totally compensate me for digging out their blackberry bush.