deird1: my cat Elf, looking sceptically at the camera (Elf)
deird1 ([personal profile] deird1) wrote2011-11-20 12:05 pm
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the trials of Elf

My cat is sulking.


So far, his week has gone like this:

Monday – Outside! Oh glorious outside! Get into cat fight with arch-nemesis, and win! WHO'S THE BADDEST CAT ON THE BLOCK. OH YEAH.

Tuesday – Lick wounds, and then prance around outside feeling like a badass.

Wednesday – Ditto.

Thursday – Spend the whole day licking wounds, and waiting for Mummy to get home so I can go outside. Am just getting to FINALLY go outside, and Mummy grabs me, pokes at wounds (OWW), shrieks, and drags me off to a smelly place filled with dogs, where I am poked, prodded, and injected with something.
Don't get to go outside - at all.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday – For some infuriating reason, Mummy keeps sticking gross paste in my mouth right before mealtimes. YUCK. It makes the food taste disgusting.
Even more infuriating, she refuses point-blank to let me outside! Arch-nemesis is probably reasserting his erroneous claims over MY territory, and there's nothing I can do about it!
LET ME OUTSIDE, MUMMY.



He's not at all happy with me...

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