I once earnestly set out to teach a guy for whom I was betaing how to use semicolons. A friend and I sat him down and went through Grammar 101. We explained about periods and commas and run-on sentences. We were clear. We were passionate. At last we introduced (drumroll) The Semicolon. He thanked us profusely and said he really understood it all now.
A few weeks later he handed us a story containing all his old punctuation errors plus a liberal sprinkling of random semicolons on every page. (This was back when fic was printed on actual pages.)
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A few weeks later he handed us a story containing all his old punctuation errors plus a liberal sprinkling of random semicolons on every page. (This was back when fic was printed on actual pages.)
We gave up.