Good grief! I don't want to just hit things - I want to go and hit this man - hard. Hopefully until he cries into his lonely pillow - when I will tell him it's good for him and keeping him in touch with his feminine side...

And you will have to imagine either my WFT penguins or my Granny Weatherwax icon attached to this post. Or my Charlie Brown one - or even my Lucy from Peanuts one!