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Normally, when I'm bored and in this sort of mood, I'll post a silly poll about Buffyverse characters.

This time, I've decided to try something different: a silly poll about Buffyverse objects.

Poll #9132 anthropomorphism
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 37


Cutest:

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Mr Gordo
34 (91.9%)

Mr Pointy
1 (2.7%)

Miss Edith
0 (0.0%)

Spike's lighter
0 (0.0%)

the claddagh ring
1 (2.7%)

Faith's knife
1 (2.7%)

the Orb of Thesulah
0 (0.0%)

Best Fighter:

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Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)

Mr Pointy
18 (48.6%)

Miss Edith
3 (8.1%)

Spike's lighter
3 (8.1%)

the claddagh ring
0 (0.0%)

Faith's knife
12 (32.4%)

the Orb of Thesulah
0 (0.0%)

Best Cook:

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Mr Gordo
3 (8.3%)

Mr Pointy
0 (0.0%)

Miss Edith
5 (13.9%)

Spike's lighter
18 (50.0%)

the claddagh ring
1 (2.8%)

Faith's knife
2 (5.6%)

the Orb of Thesulah
7 (19.4%)

First to get kicked out of the Big Brother house:

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Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)

Mr Pointy
2 (5.4%)

Miss Edith
8 (21.6%)

Spike's lighter
2 (5.4%)

the claddagh ring
14 (37.8%)

Faith's knife
6 (16.2%)

the Orb of Thesulah
4 (10.8%)

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, most likely to lead the survivors:

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Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)

Mr Pointy
8 (21.6%)

Miss Edith
7 (18.9%)

Spike's lighter
9 (24.3%)

the claddagh ring
2 (5.4%)

Faith's knife
7 (18.9%)

the Orb of Thesulah
3 (8.1%)

Best taste in music:

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Mr Gordo
1 (2.7%)

Mr Pointy
2 (5.4%)

Miss Edith
4 (10.8%)

Spike's lighter
19 (51.4%)

the claddagh ring
3 (8.1%)

Faith's knife
6 (16.2%)

the Orb of Thesulah
2 (5.4%)

Most ambitious:

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Mr Gordo
3 (8.1%)

Mr Pointy
5 (13.5%)

Miss Edith
0 (0.0%)

Spike's lighter
4 (10.8%)

the claddagh ring
4 (10.8%)

Faith's knife
12 (32.4%)

the Orb of Thesulah
9 (24.3%)

Prettiest:

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Mr Gordo
0 (0.0%)

Mr Pointy
1 (2.7%)

Miss Edith
7 (18.9%)

Spike's lighter
4 (10.8%)

the claddagh ring
2 (5.4%)

Faith's knife
8 (21.6%)

the Orb of Thesulah
15 (40.5%)

Couple most likely to cause a shipping war:

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Gordo/lighter (Lighto?)
8 (21.6%)

knife/Pointy (Poinfe?)
12 (32.4%)

claddagh ring/Edith (Cledith?)
13 (35.1%)

orb/Gordo (Gordsulah?)
4 (10.8%)




Date: 2012-01-16 10:58 pm (UTC)
rebcake: Joyce with Axe: Not in the brochure (btvs joyce axe)
From: [personal profile] rebcake
Silly. Everybody knows it's Gordo/Miss Edith.

However, you've given me a bunny about Mr. Pointy leading the survivors of the zombie apocalypse, ably aided by Miss Edith's visions. Mr. Gordo and Mr. Pointy are often at odds, because while Gordo cares primarily about Miss Edith's welfare, Mr. Pointy must take the needs of all the survivors into account, and tends to be a bit of a user...for the greater good. *nods*

Also, Joyce's axe should have a role to play.

Date: 2012-01-16 11:05 pm (UTC)
rebcake: Giles reads distasteful fanfic volume (btvs giles reads fanfic)
From: [personal profile] rebcake
Miss Edith tried to make a go of it with the rocket launcher, but he lacks subtlety, and his outlook was too black and white for her.

The Scythe naturally would win, but since the axe proclaims fealty immediately, it never comes to that.

Date: 2012-01-16 11:11 pm (UTC)
beer_good_foamy: (Default)
From: [personal profile] beer_good_foamy
Cutest: Gordo. Of course. I mean, there's even canon Gorgel in "What's My Line" - yes, Gordo is so cute Angel forgot about Buffy for several moments in the midst of s2.

Best fighter: Depends. Probably Faith's knife, but it has this hang-up about not wanting to fight.

Best cook: Gordo again. He cares about people.

First to be kicked out: The Orb of Thessulah. Because of things like this. Goddamnit, Shame Orb.

Leading the survivors: Again, either Spike's lighter (a beacon of hope in darkness!) or Faith's knife (redemption, rah rah!)

Best taste in music: Spike's lighter has been held aloft at Ramones concerts. Trufax.

Ambitious: The claddagh ring. It's not always sure what it's ambitions are, the two-faced little thing, but it keeps trying.

Prettiest: Miss Edith.

Shipping war: I've written Poinfe and nobody seemed to find it very upsetting. I'm going with Gordsulah. That pairing is just sick.

Date: 2012-01-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
beer_good_foamy: (Dollhouse)
From: [personal profile] beer_good_foamy
And I should perhaps qualify that last one by saying I got this image of the poor Gordo trying to mount the orb and rolling off. I felt bad for them both.

Date: 2012-01-17 12:15 am (UTC)
slaymesoftly: (Default)
From: [personal profile] slaymesoftly
And now this image will be stuck in my head...

Date: 2012-01-17 12:30 am (UTC)
rebcake: Spike: Punk is undead (btvs spike punk)
From: [personal profile] rebcake
Best taste in music: Spike's lighter has been held aloft at Ramones concerts. Trufax.

Abso-fucking-lutely. (I'm pretty sure I was at least two of those gigs.)

Date: 2012-01-17 12:18 am (UTC)
goldenusagi: (Default)
From: [personal profile] goldenusagi
Why does no one but me think that Miss Edith is a secret kickass fighter?

The claddagh ring is totally the most ambitious.

Date: 2012-01-17 12:28 am (UTC)
rebcake: Drusilla: Come to mama (btvs dru mama)
From: [personal profile] rebcake
She can kill you with her mind.

Date: 2012-01-17 01:06 am (UTC)
bobthemole: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bobthemole
The Claddagh ring has THE best taste in music. I'll takes an Irish reel over punk any day.

Spike's lighter would lead survivors in the zombie apocalypse because INSTANT FIRE!

Orb of Thessulah makes it a point to note down the favorite recipes of every soul stored in it.

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